The Top Ten list on David Letterman tonight was actually pretty funny. They had a guy in a leprechaun suit delivering the “Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Leprechaun” to real people on the street, candidly.
Number One? “Hey, do you want to help drive the snake outta my pants?” WAKKA WAKKA.
Ps. I’m not Irish, I’m not a college student and I fucking hate St. Patrick’s Day.
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